CAMDEN — Name: Landon T. Stewart
Town: Bearden, but formerly of Camden.
Birthday: Feb. 12, 1988
Occupation: Insurance agent & fiction writer
Family: Lauren Stewart (wife); Lorelai Lynn & Lilla Mae, (daughters)
Community activities: Small business moral support. Meme awareness.
Favorite hobbies/past: Writing, reading, drinking coffee, cooking, bad jokes.
I drive a: 2017 Jeep Renegade Trailhawk. I’ll trade for a Bronco.
The last book I read was: “The Haunting of Hill House” by Shirley Jackson
My favorite comedian is: Tie between Dave Chappelle and Bill Burr.
My favorite type of music is: Americana & hardcore early 90’s gangsta rap. G-FUNK.
The last concert I attended was: The Foo Fighters in Memphis, Tennessee.
My all-time favorite movie is: “The Big Lebowski”
My favorite cartoon is: “Archer”
My all-time favorite television show is: “The Office”
My favorite historical figure is: Walter White
My favorite restaurant is: Long John Silvers. Makes me feel like a pirate.
My favorite junk food is: Pimento cheese spread & Jalapeno Fritos. You’re welcome.
I absolutely will not eat: Sushi
My teenage crush was: Jennifer Lopez
My heroes are: Elmore Leonard, Charles Bukowski, and my wife.
My favorite sports is: Fight Club
My favorite team is: Can’t say
Four guests I would invite to my fantasy dinner party are: Jimi Hendrix, Bob Ross, Deadpool, and Michael Scott
My favorite item of clothing/accessory is: A comfortable polo.
You’ll never catch me wearing: Never say never.
Three items you will never catch me without: A pen, a book, and my phone.
My favorite vacation spot is: Anywhere I haven’t been.
If I could travel to any place in the world free of cost it would be: Hawaii
My pet peeve is: People who don’t use turn signals. The turn signal is a standard feature on literally every vehicle - except for tanks, because they don’t need turn signals.
When I’m nervous I: Pursue the danger.
If I’ve learned anything in life it’s: Pursue the danger.
The best advice I’ve ever been given is: Books are whetstones for the mind.
If there’s one thing I won’t do, it’s: Give you up.
My best trait is: I love my family.